Baby .

It’s your girlfriend on here . While you’re sound asleep in Texas I’m here in San Diego. 1,280 miles away 😔 I miss you soooooo much . You’re doing some big girl things now and I couldn’t be any more proud of you . The Air force was a huge step . As each day passes by , I can’t help but to cross off yet another day without you here physically by my side . As of right now , I have 22 days left until I get on a plane & fly out there to see you in that uniform 😍 I can’t wait to hug & kiss you again . We’ve been lucky to talk on the phone three times already . Ha , remember the first time you called me , Only 4 days with you gone & I cried when I heard your voice ?! Lol . I was a mess that whole week . Then the second time time you called me at 6:50 am and you were so happy cos you just adore my sleepy voice ? Gross . And this last time you called me on some shitty pay phone that made you sound so far but it didn’t matter cos the only thing I cared about was hearing your voice . And everytime the mailman delivers a letter I can’t help but to jump around with joy ! Haha , you finally got me in simp mode . Whatev’s . I miss you . I miss seeing you every single day . I miss cuddling, being fat asses & making fun of you. I even miss us arguing sometimes just cos . Haha . I miss you telling me to wear my retainers and to brush my teeth before bed . I miss your scent on the baby blanket I slept with every night for the first 3 weeks . I miss my fat girl . But time has it’s way of working out . 22 days will fly by and we’ll laugh at how much we exaggerated about two months being soooo long . I can’t wait to have you in my arms ! I’ll see you soon .

I love my airman ❤️

Love , your pain in the ass .

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10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Disney Parks

More facts on Ultrafacts!

the last one O_o

the engagement ring one is really fucking cool gosh i rly need to go to a disney park one day maybe forever

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Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

It’s 4 AM and I yelled, “Encore!”.

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i’ve watched this like 17 times

who beatboxes at a goat

a wise person

I love goats

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How To Tell If Somebody Loves You:

Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn’t ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don’t want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these things. They really look at you and are the first to notice if something is amiss with your beautiful visage!

Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, “oh my god, so sick. need water.” Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. “That’s terrible. Feel better!” earns you a stay in friendship jail; “Do you need anything? I can come over and bring you get well remedies!” gets you a cozy friendship suite. It’s easy to care about someone when they don’t need you. It’s easy to love them when they’re healthy and don’t ask you for anything beyond change for the parking meter. Being sick is different. Being sick means asking someone to hold your hair back when you vomit. Either love me with vomit in my hair or don’t love me at all.

Somebody loves you if they call you out on your bullshit. They’re not passive, they don’t just let you get away with murder. They know you well enough and care about you enough to ask you to chill out, to bust your balls, to tell you to stop. They aren’t passive observers in your life, they are in the trenches. They have an opinion about your decisions and the things you say and do. They want to be a part of it; they want to be a part of you.

Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “hey babe! i like you okay. do you wanna grab lunch? i think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.

Somebody loves you if they want you to be happy, even if that involves something that doesn’t benefit them. They realize the things you need to do in order to be content and come to terms with the fact that it might not include them. Never underestimate the gift of understanding. When there are so many people who are selfish and equate relationships as something that only must make them happy, having someone around who can take their needs out of any given situation if they need to.

Somebody loves you if they can order you food without having to be told what you want. Somebody loves you if they rub your back at any given moment. Somebody loves you if they give you oral sex without expecting anything back. Somebody loves you if they don’t care about your job or how much money you make. It’s a relationship where no one is selling something to the other. No one is the prostitute. Somebody loves you if they’ll watch a movie starring Kate Hudson because you really really want to see it. Somebody loves you if they’re able to create their own separate world with you, away from the internet and your job and family and friends. Just you and them.

Somebody will always love you. If you don’t think this is true, then you’re not paying close enough attention.


— Ryan O’Connell (via jesusfuckrnechrist)
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